Have you RSVPed to the Breeding Party?

20 07 2013

Yeah, there’s a fetish for that.

They say anything you can think of in regards to sexuality, someone has done. For example think of the weirdest food and the weirdest place you can stick it–yep, someone has already tried that. Recently I was slutting around online and stumbled upon a BDSM fetish called “breeding parties.” There are a lot of different ways this can work, but basically it’s exactly how it sounds. A woman or women not on birth control have sex with several men in an attempt to up their chances of pregnancy.

It appears that the fetish can be arousing for one or both (or all) of the partners involved– like the woman could really get off on fucking lots of different men, a dom could really get off on making his sub fuck whoever he says. Whatever, I don’t really care what gets these weirdos off. What I care about is that in the end, after this party has taken place, there’s a pretty good chance that the woman is (women are) going to be knocked up.

Then it’s not a game anymore.


Can you imagine an entire fucking life created out of this? I mean are the people involved really wanting to become parents or are they doing it because it’s a high risk kink?

While reading about this there was a brief mention of the concept of sperm wars–which is when a woman has sex with several guys around the same time and the sperm literally competes for a spot in her ovaries. The idea being that genetically the strongest evolutionarily is going to be the winner and yay, the prize is landing as a human on earth–whoo!

I guess I’m not weird enough. More than that I think having a child is probably the biggest responsibility any two people together can have. Maybe it’s because the planet’s resources are limited or that there are a lot of un-loved people on this earth, or that kids generally suck unless their parents are super cool, but I don’t know if a “breeding party” is a really swell idea particularly if the intentions center around the deviance of it instead of the reality.



2 responses

20 07 2013

Please consider me officially informed of the existence of breeding parties.

6 07 2015
crazy i know

I know this comment is years late to the article, but we just moved to richmond and there is this white lady and white men who have three fully white kids and then they have two biracial (half black half white kids) (the second oldest daughter is biracial (17) and the second youngest son is biracial (6) the lady (we will call her x)told my mom that they are her biological children but me parents didn’t want ask if because she thought it was rude. Well since then my parents and x and her husband has become friendly. And they had a luau themed party and my parents were invited. afterwards when my mom and dad came home my dad told me he wanted didn’t want us going around them anymore. my mo asked why and my dad told us they the husband invited him to a “breeding party” My dad is a black man mind you. So he said that the 17 year old and the 6 year old dads are black (different father) and bot him and x don’t know who specifically the dad is just that they’re black. And i was curios as to what a breeding party was so i searched it up. And it’s this thing were like you fuck a whole bunch of men raw and let them nuy in you with hopes of conceiving a child. the men are called “sires” i think and they’re never in touch with the sires afterward. So i’m guessing that this women and her husband went to a breeding party full of black men, x got fucked, and than conceived mixed children on two occasion. And the kids are not aware of this. they think the mom went to get artifically inseminated one time and the doctors mad a mistake and inseminated with a black mens sperm instead of her husbands and thats how she had the 17 year old, and because the 17 year old looked different from her other siblings they went to go get artfically inseminated with a black mens sperm by choice so the 17 year old would have sibling she could relate to. This is literally like the most insane shit ever. Like this families, or parents rather, are really wackos. Like i would be really devestated to find out i was conceived in that manner.

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